If God Were a Woman
Something to ponder…
Someone told me this recently and it made me laugh out loud. Hope it does the same for you!
If God were a woman, you’d die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you’d wake up in an old age home feeling better and better every day… You’d get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you started work, you’d get a gold watch on your first day. You’d work 40 years until you were young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You’d eat, drink and be merry, you’d be happily promiscuous and you’d get ready for High School. You’d go to primary school, you’d become a kid, you’d play, you’d have no responsibilities, you’d become a baby, then you’d spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in a warm womb with central heating, spa services and larger quarters every day, and finally you’d finish off as an orgasm.
So on that happy note: thanks so much for tuning in… now go forth and enjoy life!
